nerdykhaleesi asked: -Snuggles into her lap- Good 83
Deal With It
True story …
I do indeed.
Sometimes when I’m reading if that counts.
(( :3 ))
U Mad, Bro?
((Hello, ladies and gentleman.
Today I’m going to rant. And I’m gonna rant the HELL outta you.
But today’s rant is different.
Now, I’m not talking about the adults I know on here, like Simon. Nope, you’re cool.
But… /GROWN-UPS./ Especially parents. They call you downstairs as if you have all the time in the world. Yet they get upset when you call them to your room cuz you’re dying and you make them miss their favorite show or whatever. Plus, everything they do is automatically /helping/ you. And they expect you to be some kind of young /SOOPAH STAR/ who’s always singing on stages and shit. BUT WHAT IF YOU WANNA BE A HOBO INSTEAD? >:U
We should go take all the adults, and /push/ them somewhere else! :U))
Hai, hon. Name’s Sparly. -disappears for a second before reappearing in midair, her arms behind her back as she walks- Tell me ‘boutcherself.
Im Hades, lord of the dead.
Greek God of the Underworld.
Huh. Well, I AM dead. Nothin’ more than a shadowy extraterrestre-whatevah soul. -twists her back all the way around to look you straight in the eye, giving off her creepiest grin- Or am I?
…SPAWKLENE ELIZABETH LETTRIK, YA GETCHER LAZY BUTT OVAH HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DRAG YA BY YER ANTENNAE SO HARD THEY BLEED!
OW! -comes in, rubbing her antennae- I’M NOT DEAF, SPARLY!
WELL YA WILL BE WHEN I’M THROUGH WITCHA! -grabs Sparky by the throat- Imma KILL you bitch!
How many times do I gotta tell ya- KEEP YER UGLY FACE OUTTA OTHER PEOPLE’S WAY. Yer gonna paaaaaay BIGTIME. Disobeyin a direct order from someone with moah powah than you’ll EVAH have in yer entire LIFE!
Imma rip that freakin’ bitch’s head awff. She thinks she can woalk around an do whatevah the Hell she wants. NEWSFLASH SPAWKLENE: THERE’S MORE PEOPLE THAN JUSS YOU. An’ I’m moah impoatant than all of ‘em. So BACK AWFF ER ELSE.